Tuesday, 24 December 2013

'Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."

Friday, 20 December 2013

Merry Christmas to all EU Partners and Participants

As the Director of The Training Partnership it falls to me to wish you all  a wonderful Christmas and  a very successful and fulfilling New Year.  2013 has seen The Training Partnership go from strength to strength and I would like to thank all of our  EU Partners and their Participants for helping to  make this such a successful year.  We have seen an increase in numbers not just with Students and Partners but also in the number of staff we employ.
I am sure everyone involved will agree that the Training Partnership Staff are without doubt, fantastic; they are always prepared to go that extra mile to ensure that our EU Partners and Participants are happy and enjoy their experience here in the UK. I am immensely proud of every member of staff and applaud  their commitment to the work they do in such a professional, caring and friendly manner . I would also like to extend these thanks to all of our host families and work placements', to Kevin and Brian who organise our transport for us, and all involved in the service we are so proud to provide -  everyone has done a remarkable job in maintaining the high standards that we pride ourselves on. We could not do it without you!

As I sit here at my desk writing this  I am aware that in one of our training rooms the Staff and Participants are enjoying the last 2013  weekly student meeting (a Christmas Craft Party) before the Christmas break.  Although sad to see such a successful year come to an end I am thrilled to be able to thank all of our Partner for helping to make The Training Partnership what it is today.  The Staff and I always try to give of our very best and I would like to re-assure you that this will also be the case for 2014.  


May I wish everyone a wonderful Christmas and a very Happy New Year  

Best wishes

Jayne

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

The opportunity to be a Teacher Assistant in Italy - Could you do it?



TTPL are really pleased to be part of a fantastic opportunity for anyone in the 20 to 30 age group who would like to be Teaching Assistants in Italy - what a fantastic way to start 2014
Please get in contact with us to find out more
nadinestroud@ttpl-uk.com


Monday, 16 December 2013

Flowers for us!


It's always a pleasure to receive an unexpected present.

We were all very touched by the amazing bunch of flower that arrived today from Germany.
We want to say a very big thank you to Petra and Jacqueline from BVHT Magdeburg for your kind words and for working with us.

Friday, 6 December 2013

A sad day - but with silver lining!


Well, I suppose it had to happen one day....this week we will be saying good-bye to Mia, after nearly 6 years and many hundreds of work placements she has been made an offer she can't refuse! 'Our Mia' will be returning to the world of estate agency, specifically with the New Home market in Newton Abbot, Exeter and Torbay. All of us at TTPL wish her well in her exciting new role! The office will be a quieter place without you...

Good-bye Mia, 
we know you will be successful; stay in touch and come back and visit us sometime soon.
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The 'Silver Lining' is ..........
WE ARE RECRUITING in the New Year!

So, Could you be the next TTPL recruit? If you think you have the skills to join an exciting and fast paced environment and fill some very big shoes then get in touch - you never know! You could be our next Work Placement Officer!

Thursday, 5 December 2013

You think English is easy?

I found this on the internet and have no idea who wrote it, whoever it was, thank you!

Read all the way to the end.................
This took a lot of work to put together!
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. 

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'?

It made me smile and I hope you did too :0)

Monday, 2 December 2013

GROWEurope - recruitment begins!

SO what’s been happening in the busy world of The Training Partnership ltd?…well I’m glad you asked! This week we had our 2013 selection day for our outbound GROWEurope programme. GROWEurope stands for ‘Gain Real Opportunity Within Europe’ , it is a 13 week fully funded ‘Mobility’ programme designed to address the need for recent graduates to bridge the gap between academic studies and practical experience.
TTPL has secured UK work placements for over 900 European students this year and felt it would be brilliant if we could send UK young people to France and Germany to gain similar experiences in Europe.  

We had a great response and received a varied selection of graduates from all over the UK. The selection criteria is based upon motivation and commitment, and required the applicants to express why they should be given this fantastic opportunity.

The potential applicants arrived here on Thursday, and underwent a full day of activities. It all started with a warm welcome and a detailed introduction to how the GROWEurope programme works and ended with an interview in their chosen language.  Although they looked nervous at first, our applicants soon came out of their shells and interacted with our European Partners chatting about themselves, their experiences and their future goals.
 
After careful consideration we have now chosen our successful participants and can’t wait to get them started. This experience will help them improve their CV, personal skills and employability whilst giving them a lifetime memory they will not forget! The 13 weeks includes 2 weeks of language and cultural training here in the TTPL office Torquay, then 10 weeks of professional work experience in either Toulouse or Leipzig. The programme will begin in January 2014, with our participants flying out for their cultural experience early February. Stay tuned for updates on how they get on, or why not add us on Facebook and Pinterest to see their experience in pictures.